MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on humorous travel hoodies where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious m

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my morning dose of brew like a individual needs oxygen. Honestly, the thought of starting my day without it gives me anxiety. Decaf doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my mind. I am a being of custom, and that ritual is my morning ritual. Powe